Happy Almost Halloween!!!
Boom Chicago throws a HUGE party to celebrate Old Hallow's Eve and I still haven't decided on a costume. Here are my top three halloween choices:
1. Scarrie Bradshaw from Sex and the Shitty (Zombie version of SJP's outfit in the opening credits of Sex and the City with Manolo Blahnik shoebox, weird accessories, and lots of thoughts beginning with rhetorical questions/"made me wonder"...)
2. Double Dutch (wear two jumpropes with Heineken bottles as handles)
3. Fruit Fly (black outfit, wings, and lots of hovering fits around handsome gay men)
Semifinalists:
VanGogh, Scaredy Cat, Panda, Girl with Pearl Earring, Gouda Cutter, Electrical Outlet, Dutch Licorice (Drop), Man Eater
OBJECTIVES TO KEEP IN MIND
1. I don't want to look like a desperate slut
2. I want to dance
3. I don't want to have to explain myself to be understood
4. I don't have a lot of time/resources/discipline/art supplies
5. A lot of pictures will be taken, and I can't ruin my future husbo's political career
6. Dutch people won't get a lot of very American references
6. I really want to dance
THOUGHTS?!?!
SUGGESTIONS?!?!?!?!?
COMMMMMMMMENNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!
Izzall rizzight! Izzo kizzay!
ReplyDeleteI think you know my answer, Jizzay.