Testify.

This weekend, I was hired by Philips to give a testimonial about a new epilator.  What's an epilator?  It's a ridiculously painful hair removal system.

Out of the blue, they hired me from my headshot (which, of course, shows a little blond girl with pigtails...not a smoldering, edgy brunette).  The producers fired me once I informed them about my hair...but then rehired me when they couldn't find anyone else.  Suckers.

The girl before me was awful.  The girl after me had to wear a fake pregnancy belly.  The script was long and awkward and the crew kept making jokes about 3 men and a young girl in a bedroom.   I'm pretty sure I rocked it.

I think I have a future in selling painful products I've never used...

xxx

Hair Free Jessica