Amsterdam Dance Event: Best Dutch Pickup Lines

On Friday night, Boom Chicago theater was rented out by a DJ convention to throw an all-night dance party.  It was a meat market sausage party.  I've never felt so desirable in my life, despite looking a hot mess for the duration...

(See?  8 to 1 ratio of dudes to women)

AMAZING DUTCH PICKUP LINES

Here are some of the best lines I heard during the night...  Remember, the Dutch accent kind of sounds like a caveman crossed with a Canadian.  Lots of "uhhhs" and kind of deep/slow.  (That's what she said.)

1.  "Can I ask you something? (pause) Where are you living?"

Am I wrong, or is that a crazy opening line to say to a girl?  Son of a b.

2.  "I have to tell you: you are amazing tonight."

 What if I'm always this amazing?  Huh?  You've never met me before.  What if tonight is on the lower end of my "amazing" trajectory?  Idiot.

 3.  "Tell me your fantasy, blonde girl."

No.

Flattering and disappointing at the same time.  What an unusual combo.

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Also, I may officially lay to rest about 2000 hairs on my cochlea.  Hearing Aid City, here we come!!

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Overall, it was a very fun night.  Too bad I've felt like I'm caught in a cheese cloth the past 2 days.  Recovering from parties like this ain't easy.  And Halloween is going to be CRAZYTOWN!!  Maybe I should stick with Belgian beer and Die Hard...