Monday, January 11, 2010

A Dutch Lesson



Here are my top 3 favorite dutch words/expressions:
1.  Doei ("DOO-weee"):  It means goodbye.  I love a good diphthong.  And when dutch ladies say it, their voices always go up at least two octaves.
2.  Donderdag* ("DON-duhrr-dach"): Thursday.  Doesn't it sound ominous?  "When is the plumber coming to fix your sink?" "DONDERDAG!!!"  
3.  Roomkaas Tieten ("ROME-kahs TEET-ehn"): Cream cheese tits.  :)

And, for those romantics out there:
"Ik heb altijd van jou gehouden" (Ik heb ALL-tide fun yow ge-HOW-when") = I have always loved you


xxxx
Mevrouw Jessica



*Gs in Dutch are like chavs in Hebrew.  Or, for you goyim out there, it's the sound you make when clearing the back of your throat of a moderate amount of mucous.

3 comments:

  1. For those of you who dug deeper to find an easter egg, LEKKERSTE POEPSLET (lehkk-er-steh POOP-slut) means "delicious sh** ho." That is all I have to say about that.

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  2. "ik heb altijd van je gehouden", niet gehouwen,crazy.

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  3. fixed it. i never claimed to give CORRECT dutch lessons, mr. or mrs. anonymous...

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